Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Animals Bred:	117
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Farms Harvested:	341
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	209754

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Star Shards Collected:	162

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	524	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Potions Brewed:	147	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6377
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6182	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7826	Farms Harvested:	598

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	163	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	4815	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8769
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net