Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Votes:	5880
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
New Chunks Explored:	341540	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Emeralds Found:	2835	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3221
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	7011
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	3865
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	4221	Mines Excavated:	1685

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mines Excavated:	1635	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Animals Bred:	77
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4097	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4306
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577