Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

FioreCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1450
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

We are Fiorecraft, a fun Survival Multiplayer Minecraft server with added enhancements!

Fiorecraft features McMMO, ChestShop, Factions, catacombs, iConomy, and Buycraft.

Check in the first Friday of the month for lottery drawings! The top player on the McMMO stat list, and the largest faction also win weekly prizes.

Enjoy a functioning economy featuring ChestShop.

Test your battle-prowess in our Death Arena!

Become a donator and enjoy a special donator section and other perks!

96.8.116.19:25665

MCsPVP

PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5419
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

McsPvP is an Amazing Minecraft network that tries to provides the best services for the players. We hope you join and enjoy your stay on our servers.

mcspvp.com

True Minecraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Divine Spears Created:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

We are a new survival server, 24/7 and looking for staff. At the moment we are a small comunity but outr maximum player slot is 30 so we are looking for a far larger community. We are a Survival server. But we are working on a creatiev world for players of a certain rank to use.

trueminecraft.mcph.co:25696

UnearthedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

mc.unearthedcraft.com

The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4156
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

138.128.20.214

xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3892	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	3350
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

xx0m3gaxx.com

ShadowBlade

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

server.mcshadowblade.com

MagiCraft Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2318
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

We have a nice staff and community. The server is a “network” of creative servers, survival servers, PvP, mini games and more. Our server runs 24/7 and has unlimited slots. The server is still in progress but will be public very soon.

magi-craft.net

TekkroMC

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

TekkroMC is a sister server of the popular Tekkit server named Tekkro.

This Vanilla edition of Tekkro is all about the economy. We have an AMAZING custom stock market plugin, Towny, Battle Arena, HeroChat, RandomPort, Trade (trade players safely from anywhere on the map!), MCJobs, and many other popular and fun plugins.

We pride ourselves in having one of the best economies of the Minecraft community. If you love the idea of trading stocks, financing loans, or being a ruler of nations, TekkroMC is the place for you.

Come play and see what all the fuss is about!

IP: play.tekkromc.com

play.tekkromc.com

Sammichland

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8794	Holy Grails Found:	5

A new community based server with hand built villages, PVP arena, trains wands and much more, Looking to start out with some more people who just want to have some fun, and who want to build some great things!

37.59.192.195

Outbreak Gaming

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	671
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Hey! We are the guys from Outbreak-Gaming.net!

Outbreak-Gaming is a non-profit gaming community which promises that our gaming servers will always be free and open to everyone and most importantly fun!! Our administration team puts in a lot of hard work into our servers and devote a lot of their free time into making sure that everyone is happy and that everyone is getting the most out of playing on our servers.

95.211.160.33

Minekraft.eu

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crops Grown:	2752	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

play.minekraft.eu

The Grill

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Potions Brewed:	104
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	8938	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

minecraft.rdlg.net

RenegadeCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

– Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

mc.rcmcs.info

ParadACE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

77.111.245.52