Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	6202
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

66.85.178.90:26598

Fragnet

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

192.210.236.57:25765

ActionPVP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4572	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Play.ActionPVP.com

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Dragon Eggs Found:	1300

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

mc.matecraft.org

ElectronicPvP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Votes:	6301
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

65.60.13.74

PowerdByCrystals

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Items Found:	2571
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

mc.powerdbycrystals.com

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

mc.chunktv.com

PilotCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7740
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

play.pilotcraftmc.com

anklesneeze

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Economy server with multiworld, ECO. Skygrid, skyblocks, warhub, MCMMO and lots of extras including a custom guild system.

mc.anklesneeze.com

TDE – Timberman.de

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Votes:	5861	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Next time…

timberman.de

CREATIVE PVP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

CREATIVE PVP

MC.HAXIRCRAFT.COM

Kryptopia – Jet Packs

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	169	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Kryptopia 1.8 Survival Minecraft Server. Latest Updates! Anti-grief protection. MCMMO, Essentials, Market, ChestShop, The Walls 2, Multiverse, Creative world and many more plugin’s installed. Large server capacity. Come join today! Great friendly community!

kryptopiamc.com

Hoppercraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Come on Hoppercraft we have factions,car racing, economy and more.

216.172.106.210

Clasteen

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1

This is a nice server with cheap donator ranks! (15% discount on all ranks, use “Spring” coupon code)

216.172.106.236

horde

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

horde

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