Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	1548	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

craft-pvp

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you looking for a PvP server with a strong community? A simple but effective server? Dozens of plugins that make the game exciting? So don’t hesitate to join suvicraft, the PvP Faction server!

Do you like fighting?

Fortress building with lots of traps?

play.pvp-craft.ml

Team Shrimp Minecraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	968
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Emeralds Found:	1397

Team Shrimp Minecraft (need i say more?) is a old community with a new server looking to expand its player base! Currently Team Shrimp Minecraft is a Hub server with Factions, Creative, Minigames, Skyblock, and Vanilla Minecraft!!!

Comming soon Skywars and prison!!

mc.teamshrimp.com

BananaCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	7330	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4589	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Hello and Welcome to BananaCraft! BananaCraft is A 1.7.2 survival 24/7 server! We have great staff, amazing builds, and so much more! We hope you come and visit us!

198.154.120.50

GeomeCaft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	222
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Version [1.11.2] We always update Dedicated multi-server 24/7 Very experienced staff PVP – Survival – Servidor con Team-Speak – World cities – World Mine – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Paintball – MobArena – HungerGames – Minigames Forum: www.geomecraft.com Geomecraft – IP: mc.geomecraft.com twitter: @geomecraft

mc.geomecraft.com

SimplyCrafted

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	6511	Magic Items Found:	8048
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1

[1.8.1] SimplyCrafted is a large and popular Minecraft server that caters for all types of players. We ensure that all our players are happy and also make sure our server has minimal to no lag.

We currently have 3 servers set up and running which include:

Hub Survival Skyblock

All servers are connected by a cloud, meaning you can easily teleport between servers using a simple command listed on the server – or use the server portal pads in Hub.

You can visit our website at: http://www.simplycrafted.net Server IP: hub.simplycrafted.net

hub.simplycrafted.net

Planetacraft_BR

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2420	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Attention!!!

Server PlanetaCraftBr a wide network of minecraft servers to their best fun and with several option to servers to play.

Site: www.planetacraft.com.br

ip: jogar.planetacraft.com.br

A dedicated team of staffers

We have a cooder / dedicated owner, with creations of own plugins to the server, a great website where you will have your panel you can see your statistics, of all the minigames, kills, deaths and kdr. and hangergames and skywars may also see their victories.

Programmed by the web-development Jotinha_BR.

Come play in PlanetaCraftBr!

jogar.planetacraft.com.br

Knight Craft

Factions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4830	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

We are a mainly a factions based server who have managed other servers and are very experienced in running servers. We provide a Lag Free experience with welcoming and friendly staff who are ready to answer any queries you have. We have lots of plugins and will see if we can improve the server. We are currently still developing the server and it will be finished soon!!

knightcraft.mcserver.ws

Craftlandia

Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to Craftlandia, the biggest server in Brazil. Have fun Welcome to Craftlandia, the biggest server in Brazil. Have fun

imperios.craftlandia.com.br:1515

Creativity Server

Creative

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3277
Divine Spears Created:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Join us at 198.154.105.226 Creativity is all about you! The builders, the miners, the person who spends hours just to find that perfect mining spot! Built for builders, by builders this servers aim is to provide you with everything, yes everything fun and exciting that mine craft has to offer, with little or no limitations to building and creating! Imagine a world where you can buy everything you could get from creative! Sell your hard earned diamond for 32 coins and get half a stack of wool, clay, wood, anything you wish to use to build your dream house. Server Features: 2 Survival words (one with no mobs), Towny ,Parkour, Hungergames, Mypets, Mounts!, Pvp, Sleef, Parkour, Mazes, Build it!, Mcmmo Promotions Every Friday! Come build with the best!

198.154.105.226

AdultCraft Adult Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	510503	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	2054
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

THIS IS A WHITELISTED SERVER APPLICANTS MUST FILL OUT AND SUBMIT APPLICATION TO BE WHITELISTED

18+ PLAYERS ONLY, MUST SHOW CONSIDERABLE MATURITY TO STAY ON OUR SERVER

CLICK HERE TO APPLY: http://www.adultcraft.net

Adultcraft Minecraft Server is a well established survival minecraft server that strives to give you an excellent experience with all our members in mind. We are hosted in the us with 24/7 dedicated hosting and no lag! Why not come and see what your missing out on! Whether you join a town, venture the wilderness and build a house, the choice is yours!

Friendly Community, Towns, 24/7, 100% Up-Time, Dedicated Server, The last server you’ll need to join.

play.adultcraft.net:25578

Thinker Craft Unleashed

Economy, FTB, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome To Our Ftb unleased Server ver:-1.1.7, where creations comes first. Our Server has tons of useful Plugins, to help members create the environment they like.

Currently Available Plugins:- – Towny /Shops – Multiverse (For Mining,market worlds) – Randomtp – Pvp Timer (To Give extra protection) – Minigames (Incl.Spleef Arena)

Server has few banned items, which some you can buy from our web-store.

Now you can also join our DireWolf ver.1.0.23 server on :- dw20.thinkercraft.net Hope to see you on our Server.

un.thinkercraft.net:25633

Kingdom of Hibernia | 1.20.2 | Unleash Your Mythical Powers! Vampires, Werewolves, Magic, Towny, Skills, Slimefun & Beyond!

Activeowner, Activestaff, Artmap, Auctions, bedrock, Bounty, Brewery, Chestlock, Chestshop, Chestsort, Crates, Customenchants, Custommenus, Dynamicmap, Dynmap, Graves, humans, Hunter, Jobs, Literp, Magic, Marriage, MCMMO, Mythicmobs, Npc, Pets, Playerwarps, PvP, Quests, Ranksystem, Roleplay, Shops, Slimefun, Survival, Towny, Townymenu, Tradesystem, Vampires, War, werewolf

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Kingdom of Hibernia Choose Your Path in an Immersive Minecraft Adventure!You can now join on bedrock!?

Kingdom of Hibernia | 1.20.2 | Unleash Your Mythical Powers! Vampires, Werewolves, Magic, Towny, Skills, Slimefun & Beyond! Minecraft Server

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia, an enchanting Minecraft server that offers a truly unique and immersive gameplay experience. Embark on a journey where you have the power to shape your destiny.

Will you embrace the darkness and become a formidable vampire, feasting on the blood of your enemies? Or perhaps you’ll join the ranks of the elusive werewolves, harnessing incredible speed and lethal claws to hunt down your prey. If you prefer to uphold justice, the path of the hunter awaits you, armed with divine abilities to eradicate unnatural beings.

Discover a multitude of captivating features that will keep you engaged for hours on end. Immerse yourself in a vibrant survival world, where the possibilities are endless.

Engage in epic boss fights, wield powerful magic, and level up formidable mobs. Join or wage wars between towns, test your skills with MCMMO, and uncover the secrets of MythicMobs.

Delve into the art of fishing, take part in challenging quests, or create your own art using ArtMap. Earn a living through various jobs, unlock treasures from crates, and master the art of brewery.

Seek companionship through the marriage system, explore custom menus, and unleash the power of custom enchantments.

Experience the thrill of dynamic gameplay with blood moons, graves, auctions, and player-run shops. Share your adventures with pets, create player warps, and explore the detailed world with Bluemap.

With an Admin Shop to cater to your needs and a robust trade system, the Kingdom of Hibernia offers a balanced and engaging economy.

Are you ready to embark on this extraordinary adventure? Join us today and choose your path in the Kingdom of Hibernia.

Server Information:

Version Compatibility: 1.19 – 1.20Discord Community: discord.com/invite/t3ESxdweRjServer IP: play.kingdomofhibernia.comBedrock IP & PORT: 209.192.200.156:25570

Server Features:

Choice of Vampires, Werewolves, or HuntersMagic System with Unique AbilitiesEpic Boss Fights and Levelled MobsTowny and Towny Wars for Thrilling PvPMCMMO for Skill ProgressionMythicMobs to Encounter Powerful CreaturesBluemap for Detailed World ExplorationJobs, Crates, and Brewery for an Engaging EconomyMarriage System for CompanionshipCustom Menus and EnchantmentsExciting Quests and Pet SystemPlayer Ranks and PerksPlayer Warps and ArtMap CreationAdmin Shop and Chest Shops for TradingTrade System for Player InteractionBlood Moon Events and Grave System

Join us today and forge your own destiny in the Kingdom of Hibernia!

play.kingdomofhibernia.com

Internet Guardians Server

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

This is the official Internet Guardians Community server. This server is running factions, it is a good idea to bring some friends!

Discord VOIP: https://discord.gg/AFRqcKp

minecraft.iguardians.co.uk

Pro Star Planet 2.0

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

3 Worlds – TOWNY – Creative – Survival Naked and Afraid We also have an ingame AI called Reba. If you are low on food just say Reba I need food. She can help you out from time to time.

prostarplanet.com

FrostyFactions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	5119	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to Frosty Factions! We are a FactionPVP based server that plans on keep on growing in the future with a friendly community and Staff. We run 247 and are on a dedicated server with DDOS protection and No-Lag, along with Factions, MCMMO, and other various plugins to keep the server up and running, as well as enjoyable without being overpowered at the same time.

Mc.FrostyFactions.Com