Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	9727	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

pvp.beastfactions.net

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4513
Star Shards Collected:	171	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

play.simplyminecraft.com

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Items Found:	2564

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

mc.vanillabean.lol

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Emeralds Found:	8065	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	660

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

smp.esrock.net

Players Assembly SMP Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1060
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Votes:	8044	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

join.playersassembly.com

MineVast

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	2261	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

This www.minecraftservers.org slot is just used for calculating average stats

Real page: http://minecraftservers.org/server/94500

mc.minevast.com

ZincBox

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	763815
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

ZincBox

play.zincbox.net

ShinraWorld

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

I invite

n5.csrv.pl:15770

Block Worlds

Skyblock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ores Mined:	3040	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to BlockWorlds! We are a long running public Minecraft server. Here are a few reasons to join us:

– Still in service after over 10 years. We started in early 2012 and have no plans to quit any time soon. – Talented staff of developers and server admins. We have our own custom plugins and personalized configurations for the various public plugins we use. – Friendly community. Great place to meet and play together with others in a tight knit group. – 100% EULA compliant with a focus on providing the best Minecraft experience possible for players. – Constantly working on improving the server and adding more features.

play.blockworlds.com

LegatyCraft

Factions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to us!

88.150.171.139

InsaneRaids

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

INSANERAIDS is a Spanish-speaking NON-PREMIUM Factions server that you can raid other Factions and that is why we have made it so that TNT can break any block, including obsidian.

Seeing that these versions of Force 2 are very op, we have decided to make this server with the potion system from version 1.5.2, where the fights were long-lasting and fun.

Top server stuff: Spawners, Lottery, Auctions, PvP, Economy, CustomPlugins, 24/7, Factions

WEB page: http://insaneraids.com

Server IP: pvp.insaneraids.com

pvp.insaneraids.com

MzCraft Server

PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

MzCraft Server

pvp.mzcraft.net

House Of Bending

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

House Of Bending When on House Of Bending (HoB) you can: Fight in 2 custom arenas (BattleGrounds 1 and 2)! Practice in our custom training arena! Have fun in our Parkours! We have 4 different ones (Easy, Medium, Hard, Extreme)! Participate in our events! One of them is our weekly event: Lord Fights! Play survival (Factions)! Change elements freely, without cooldown! Join our website and discord for maximum experience!

Server ip: houseofbending.com Make sure you join our discord!

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HouseOfBending.com

Morningside Minecraft

Creative

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Morningside Minecraft Minecraft Server

play.GTAMC.net

EcoCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Towns Built:	3

EcoCraft was made by 3 players who love playing the economy game. We are looking for more mature people who enjoy playing with the mechanics of Minecraft. Join the server today at play.ecocraft.us and take a look at out spawn area for more info. Visit our website at www.ecocraft.us

play.ecocraft.us