Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Lichs Server

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	7654
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Come join our server Respectful, friendly and understanding staff small server with 30 slots See you there!!! 😀 ✔✌

lichofdeath.servegame.com:25566

MultiPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Farms Harvested:	927	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Welcome to MultiPvP Network. The most dangerous bird lives here We birds goal is to fly our players to the top and that is exactly how we have been doing for 4 years and we will continue with that.

Factions MultiPvP Factions is built in the best possible way, with everything built on simplicity and elegance, what we have achieved is something fantastic. A server unique to its class and a server that takes Minecraft to another level. Together with the worlds best community and staff team, we take Factions to a level. We build the server based on our players needs and together with the community to make a server that I or not you have done but we built together.

Play.MultiPvP.se

Arnies World

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4588	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

This is my first server that is relatively simple at the moment. It has very few rules and restrictions. I will be changing and updating constantly. If anything is not working properly please let me know, I will be online at least for an hour every day.

23.94.159.117

SaiCoPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

SaiCoPvP!

About SaiCoPvP? SaiCoPvP is a server run by professional, experienced minecraft players. The owners of the server listen to every players input/suggestions on the servers and thrive to make a friendly community for the players.The server is based mainly around the raiding/pvp aspect of minecraft as the staff know that there is a huge community waiting for them if they do make a good server. Our server has been trying to develop the utmost best raiding-pvp for our users the past year, we have many Unique plugins for all the servers, Some to tweak the servers performance others to improve the user based performance as we know having the better server

saicopvp.com

CityPrison

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crops Grown:	6707	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

SwordPvP is a unique minecraft network, featuring classics with twists as well as custom mini-games. We offer a prison server that has been open for well over 2 years and counting, KitPvP, AuroraGames, Mini-Games, HecateCraft, HadesGames, Creative, HungerGames and much much more! With awesome things around each corner you’ll never want to leave! Check us out today!

IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME IP: SPVP.ME

server.cityprison.net

NutzMc

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

====[] NutzMc []==== NutzMc is a Minecraft server hub. We offer many servers for you to play on! If you’re looking for a great community, amazing staff, and no-lag servers, you’re in the right place!

play.nutzmc.com

HydraPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Prison

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	4

The Hydra Network

– Hardcore Factions – OP Factions – Practice PVP

Join now with mc.hydrapvp.com and visit us online at www.hydrapvp.com!

mc.hydrapvp.com

ClassicSB

Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

classicsb.com

KillTracker Luxury Games

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Items Found:	5316	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Prison, Hide and Seek, Skywars, Zombies, and More!

– Inspired by your everyday Prison servers, but a lot MORE! – Medium sized server, its possible to actually talk to people instead of everyone spamming the chat so you cant be seen – Easy to navigate – Great for inexperienced players, Great for pros – Join now for hours of fun!

mc.killtracker.com

SOL Kingdoms MC

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to SOL Kingdoms, we are a growing community of players and all are welcome to join.

We are currently running craftbukkit 1.8.1

Make sure you stop by the forum and say hi to everyone 🙂

– omni –

192.228.106.7:25575

Overlord PvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	535	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Overlord PvP

198.143.142.197

Mystery Lunch

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	156
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	47

A close knit community that focuses on social interactions and forming bonds that turn into friendships. We maintain a vanilla game style with the exceptions of a few security plug ins as well as mini games.

So pack your lunch and come check us out at mc.mysterylunch.net

We also have a site located at http://mysterylunch.net/

mc.mysterylunch.net

StoneLand

Creative, Factions, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Non-premium Spanish-speaking Minecraft server. Join up!

IP: mc.stoneland.es

mc.stoneland.es

AuroraPvP

KitPvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Animals Bred:	138	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

AuroraPvP is a brand new KitPvP server which brings different types of entertainment to your minecraft experience. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed.

192.95.15.225

Arcade Universe

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Arcade Universe is a server with paintball,factions,plots and much more join now!

188.165.94.47