Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Magic Items Found: 7042 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers