Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

2025, Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, farce, funny, humor, laughable, Nonsensical, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Ridic2025MinecraftSMP, Ridiculous, satire, strange, surreal, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest thing ever, I swear. Like, they have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas. And get this, the whole server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite??

But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4026
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4419	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	453	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	4198	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	607507	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	87	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	8254

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8990

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7355
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Potions Brewed:	159
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mines Excavated:	1497
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ores Mined:	6161	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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