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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1044 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?