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| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’
Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?
”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’
Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.
Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unofficial translations of the WN thrown in for good measure. Who needs seriousness when you can have a blast with us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 110 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves to impress all your friends.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical forest filled with talking animals who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare Minecraft items. Want a pet dragon? Just trade them a diamond and watch as your fiery companion appears before your eyes.
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where anything is possible, including making McDonald’s ice cream great again!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1801 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.
But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7835 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Creepers doing the Macarena. And that’s just the beginning!
Join us on our server for a chance to participate in epic events like the Serenade Promenade where you can dance with skeletons and zombies, or the Decagrammaton where you can battle giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault where you have to fight a field of special armor-wearing cows, or a Total Assault where you must navigate through an indoor maze filled with insane and tormenting obstacles? It’s like a Minecraft version of a twisted carnival, and you’re invited to join the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking sheep or a dancing Enderman. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!
So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.
But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.
So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4499 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: a land filled with giant cookies that you can ride like horses, a bustling market where you can trade diamonds for enchanted pickaxes, and secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are evil mobs like the dreaded Cookie Monster and the mischievous Creeper King.
But fear not, brave adventurer, for you are not alone! Join forces with other players to form epic alliances, build towering fortresses, and conquer the land together. And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our server’s special challenges like the Great Cookie Bake-Off or the Creeper King’s Dance Party.
So why wait? Join us on Cookie’s Bustle for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cookie connoisseur or the ruler of all creepers. The possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will listen to all your woes, no matter how ridiculous they may be. Need to vent about your virtual sheep farm not producing enough wool? We’ve got you covered.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land of pixelated fun. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life at the bottom of a Minecraft ravine.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
