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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8886 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!