RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Towns Built:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4714	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	6745	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Emeralds Found:	7897

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8947	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	219	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2037	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.