RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Animals Bred:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6993
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	800352	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Crops Grown:	6534

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Potions Brewed:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	230

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.