RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	645	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	285	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mines Excavated:	4394	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2811	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2152
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	6314	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4838	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6418	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.