RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	615	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Potions Brewed:	95	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	796	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1784	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Towns Built:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	66
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Emeralds Found:	7170

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	64	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
New Chunks Explored:	569607	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4108	Magic Items Found:	5304
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7370
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2504
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7261

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.