RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.