RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	587	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	73
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Towns Built:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Crops Grown:	9979	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Mines Excavated:	4943	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Potions Brewed:	136	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	9449

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.