RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Potions Brewed:	169
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Enchantments Applied:	197	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Farms Harvested:	678
Divine Spears Created:	21	Runes Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	Emeralds Found:	1277
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchantments Applied:	271
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	135	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Towns Built:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	279	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	148
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.