RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9327	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	8903
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Animals Bred:	129

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.