RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	9295
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	618	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8415
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Villages Defended:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	1939	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	360940	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	57	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dimension Hops:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Emeralds Found:	3216
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!