RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	New Chunks Explored:	734112
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	109	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Ores Mined:	4021

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	972	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Farms Harvested:	772
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.