RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	4142
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5954	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Potions Brewed:	86
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3486
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1588
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.