RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Enchantments Applied:	123
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Buildings Constructed:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	525874	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.