RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3313
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8055	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	1202	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	233	Buildings Constructed:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Villages Defended:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	63
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	2213	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6271
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	342520	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5138	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8643
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.