RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6176	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	287	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	1043	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	35189	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crops Grown:	6740	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	384098	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1081	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.