Griefer server!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 241 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
On our server, everyone is equal, regardless of their looks or social status. In fact, we encourage incels to join us and thrive in a world where they can finally be themselves without fear of judgment or discrimination.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons without anyone judging you for your appearance. That’s the kind of paradise we offer on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world where incels are celebrated for their uniqueness and individuality. Who knows, you might even find love and acceptance in the most unexpected places. Join now and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what they look like.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!
And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to see a giant statue of a mayonnaise jar, a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese, or a castle made out of pumpkin spice lattes. Our community is filled with the craziest wypipo you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never be bored!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical land where unicorns roam free and bacon grows on trees. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and find out why wypipo are so weird!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to Ethyria Essentials – a secret stash of rare items and resources that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Plus, rumor has it that Ethyria is guarded by a dragon who will only let the bravest and most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the legendary Minecraft squad!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 153 |
| Farms Harvested: | 848 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even Nami would be impressed. She’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll be mining to worry about contributing to the arc. And who needs Nami’s navigation skills when you’ve got a compass that always points to the nearest stronghold?
So come on board and join the craziest crew of gamers this side of the New World. We promise you’ll have more fun than Buggy trying to find his missing body parts. So what are you waiting for? Set sail for adventure on the most epic Minecraft server in all the Seven Seas!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3908 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can build, explore, and create without any judgment. And don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against liberals or incels – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 98 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 101 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and team up with a squad of virtual Vtubers who are more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart race. From stinky succubi to firestarters with a big appetite, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in – she’s a real gem.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a golden-voiced mayor, a fighting tiger, and an insomniac head popper who’s also a music dork. Plus, we’ve got a certified retro hag and a world’s cutest singing wolpertinger. Yeah, you read that right.
So why join this server? Because where else can you find a spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin while also dealing with wannabe cumdumpsters and frenemies? Only on this server, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that’s crazier than a creeper party at midnight. Let’s do this!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 175 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 220 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and experience the thrill of waking up at 8:30 am, only to be greeted by a world full of adventure and excitement. But wait, there’s more! If you snooze two more times and wake up at 11, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to build giant alarm clocks to wake up all the zombies in the game.
Prepare yourself for a day full of epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little defeat (but only if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us how you’re doing in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 157 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9268 | New Chunks Explored: | 834707 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
