Griefer server!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1795 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn that roams the enchanted forest just beyond the spawn point.
So what are you waiting for? Join Lake Titicaca today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8317 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, our upcoming stream is going to be so wild, it’ll make your blocky head spin. And don’t even get me started on our previous stream – it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon was impressed.
But wait, there’s more! Our debut on this server was so legendary, it went down in Minecraft history. And our YouTube channel is filled with insane content that will have you laughing like a creeper.
Oh, and did I mention the merch? You can deck yourself out in gear that will make you the envy of all the other players. And if you’re into /baubau/-related content, we’ve got you covered with some spicy stuff that will blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!
Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!
So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Rockstar Games is recording all the conversations between players to mass ban all the racist players. But guess what? We’ve hacked into their system and are now using their technology to ban all the boring players instead! 😂
Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that your every move is being watched… but in a totally fun and non-creepy way! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond in our server, you’ll unlock special powers like flying without wings and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. 🤯
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. And remember, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the EPIC adventures and hilarious moments that await you. See you in the game! 😉👾
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5085 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama with sunglasses on, all while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers throw parties instead of exploding. They’ll invite you to dance to funky music and play mini-games instead of blowing you up. It’s a blast!
And don’t even get me started on the villagers. They’ve formed a secret society where they wear tuxedos and monocles, discussing the latest gossip about the Ender Dragon’s fashion choices. You won’t find this level of sophistication anywhere else!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen! And remember, always watch out for those zombie chickens with top hats. They’re sneaky little buggers!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 142714 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Why waste your time on boring real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and do absolutely nothing of importance?
Our server is filled with EXHILARATING activities such as staring at the sunset for hours on end, counting the pixels on a block, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time. Who needs passion when you can have pure, unadulterated boredom?
Join us now and experience the thrill of doing nothing in a world where nothing really matters. Don’t let the opportunity to waste your time slip away!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 189 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime lovers unite to experience the ultimate virtual adventure! Join us and immerse yourself in a world inspired by the bustling streets of Ikebukuro at night, where anything is possible!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you build a pixelated shrine to your favorite anime character, they will come to life and grant you three wishes! Yes, you heard that right. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that wears a cosplay of your favorite anime character. Approach with caution, as they may explode with excitement at the sight of you!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this comfy and nostalgic journey through the world of anime in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with Diamond Blocks. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant LOLcat and started singing 80s pop songs. True story!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players go in and come out as superheroes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Needless to say, he emerged victorious and became the hero of the land.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house out of diamonds, ride a rollercoaster made of lava, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out or prank you with a TNT trap.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the mythical treasure of the Notchicorn!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on this server, we have racing threads competing against each other on the track! And the best part? You don’t even have to play yourself, the cars will be controlled by AI!
But wait, there’s more! Our car selection and livery rules are out of this world. You can only select a car twice, there must be a minimum of 5 retro cars on every roster, and your liveries must abide by YT livestream guidelines. And if you’re caught breaking the rules, you’ll lose points faster than a creeper explodes!
And let’s talk about the racing itself. Our races are so intense, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park. With balanced cars, qualifying sections, and 20 to 25 minute sprints, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the entire time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft racing league you’ll ever encounter. And remember, no drama allowed on your livery – stick to your chuuba/thread’s theme or face the consequences! OP: the Ferrari 599XX EVO, the official press car of VGTC. Also #’s chosen car.
Sign up now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2022 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 818480 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even AOC’s favorite animals, frogs, are welcome to join the fun! Are you ready to take the blue pill and dive into a world where politics and memes collide in the most epic way possible? Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Are you tired of dealing with real-life problems like small dicks and relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape for you!
Join us and experience a world where the size of your blocky character is the only thing that matters. No need to worry about breaking up with your virtual girlfriend because here, everyone is single and ready to mine!
Embark on epic adventures, build incredible structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you based on the size of your pickaxe. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a block-tastic time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected challenges and rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and start your journey to glory!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us and build your very own Polish castle made entirely of pierogi blocks and ketchup redstone.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ only plays Polish polka music and the dance floor is made of glowing pierogi.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Haunted Polish Forest where the trees are made of kabanos sausage and the ghosts are just misunderstood Polish grandmas trying to find their way to bingo night.
So come join us and let the Polish magic take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
