> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7216
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	82
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	577
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5219
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Votes:	1307	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	2583

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	591240

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Votes:	3687
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	3023	Villages Defended:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	3811	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	New Chunks Explored:	765072
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7073
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	234
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net