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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	267	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3111	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	5443

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6300
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2157

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8889
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Animals Bred:	184
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	909360

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com