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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

New Minecraft Servers

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7576	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Potions Brewed:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Animals Bred:	80	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9154	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	2781	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Votes:	7435	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Votes:	6193
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Potions Brewed:	61	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Votes:	1026
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net