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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8882 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.