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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2370 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.