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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7436 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.