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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 998 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.