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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6527 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Crops Grown: | 6510 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 208 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.