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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 8826 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Emeralds Found: | 8238 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.