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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4154 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.