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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8346 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4601 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 164 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.