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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1734 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.