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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2248 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.