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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4591 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 6304 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.