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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3959 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 4633 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 676 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.