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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2815 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 165 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1476 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.