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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 310 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.