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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7045 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 145 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.