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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1227 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.