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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 3660 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.