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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5325 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 275 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Our server is so hardcore that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with strong, independent women who will show you how to build the most epic castles and slay the fiercest mobs. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a team of badass warrior queens by your side?
So come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig and wearing a tutu. Good luck!