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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2737 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3015 |
Votes: | 4509 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.